Today went like this
FUCKING DOUCHEBAG: hey btw i told everyone you're quitting even when you told me not to.
GUY I LIKE: hey btw I can't talk to you anymore, i'm giving my ex another shot (WTF?)
AF: hey btw the jobs you wanted are going to take years to book, but here are some dead end ones you can have now..
The universe is testing me. I will not fail.